Comments on Rantings and Ravings of D-Town: I Kicked a Spoon Because That's How I Roll

I murdered my cellphone b/c I hate my family.... y...

2006-06-05T02:55:00.000Z

I murdered my cellphone b/c I hate my family.... yes my birthday is this wednesday!

I ran over a gangster because I got high,because I...

2006-06-03T22:13:00.000Z

I ran over a gangster because I got high,

because I got high,

because I got high!

HEY NOW!!!I'm glad this produced so many comments!...

2006-06-03T19:14:00.000Z

HEY NOW!!!

I'm glad this produced so many comments!

I choked on a homeless guy because I can't control...

2006-06-03T14:38:00.000Z

I choked on a homeless guy because I can't control myself.

That's just lies....

I've never choked on anything in my life duh!!

I Loved a football player because I'm Not a homose...

2006-06-03T13:33:00.000Z

I Loved a football player because I'm Not a homosexual...
yeah, that's fun.

I kicked my neighbor because I'm sexy and I do wha...

2006-06-02T23:39:00.000Z

I kicked my neighbor because I'm sexy and I do what I want.

Oddly, I have the urge to kick my neighbor quite often. I didn't know my sexiness had anything to do with it...

I dry humped a birdbath because I'm cool like that...

2006-06-02T15:52:00.000Z

I dry humped a birdbath because I'm cool like that.

LOL.

I yelled at a pickle because the voices told me to...

2006-06-02T15:48:00.000Z

I yelled at a pickle because the voices told me to.